satansonenightstand:

This is the exact reason why I stretched my ears

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invisiblelad:

perpetual reblogging

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sashayed:

sashayed:

everyone has that one text post that you suddenly remember and weirdly bark-laugh in the shower

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secretcallgirl:

#the motto

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sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

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joanne-angel-of-pizza-n-pancakes:

queensaige:

bewbin:

bewbin:

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at first i thought it was porn

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then i dug deeper

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at this point im scared to go any further

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i wonder whats inside

IT WAS THIS FUCKING GIF

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OH YES IT’S BACK

OH MY GOD NOW I KNOW WHERE THAT GIF CAME FROM 

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